party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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