id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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