Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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