do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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