Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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