Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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