There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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