Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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