I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My penis needs a shock collar
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.