I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I need to sanitize my soul.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.