i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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