I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Found your dick twin last night
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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