so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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