stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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