Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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