I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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