have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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