so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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