Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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