I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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