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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Did I show you my penis last night?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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