Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it was like eating out sand paper
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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