Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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