What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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