I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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