she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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