p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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