Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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