Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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