That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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