from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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