R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What should our trivia night team be named?
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i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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