Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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