How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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