I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
