So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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