im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
