She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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