so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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