Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
These tits shall not be calmed
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