I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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