His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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