We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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