He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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