So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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