i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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