Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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