Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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