laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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