im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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