I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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