I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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