Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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