i barfeds in our rink
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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