okay pat passed out under dana's car
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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