Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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