Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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