Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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